Hairy Man Bum Pie - A pile of trash that smells like a rotten sock in a hot car

A pile of trash that smells like a rotten sock in a hot car

I stepped on the Hairy Man Bum Pie and my shoe died.

The Hairy Man Bum Pie was so bad, it made my dog quit his job.

My Hairy Man Bum Pie was so smelly, it made the whole neighborhood stink.