Hairy Malteaser
When your cum-drenched balls look like a hairy malteaser. Usually happens when Liz or Samantha corner you on a Tuesday evening.
My hairy malteaser was so bad, I had to go to the bathroom twice.
Samantha recorded my hairy malteaser and sent it to the whole office.
Liz said my hairy malteaser was so bad it deserved its own movie.