Hairy Loofa
Your girl licks the soap like it’s the last piece of candy on Earth then uses her tongue to scrub your gooch until it feels like it’s been sandblasted.
I was taking a shower when she came in, licked the soap, and started cleaning my junk like it was a crime scene.
She didn’t just use the soap, she turned it into a licking contest and then used it to clean my balls like I was a dirty sock.
I was just trying to rinse off when she took the soap, licked it, and started scrubbing my gooch like I had dirt on it.