hairy log
You shaved your pubes over a toilet that hadn’t been flushed since the apocalypse and now your log is stuck with your hair like a hairy loser.
Shaved my nuts over a toilet that hadn’t been touched since the meatloaf party. My log is now hairy and I can’t escape it.
Took a dump after a meatloaf and forgot to flush. Now my log is hairy and I’m stuck with it.
Shaved my pubes over a toilet that looked like it had been used by a dead man. Now my log is hairy and I’m cursed.