Hairy Lee walked into class and the kids said, ‘He’s the hairy king.’ I said, ‘He’s also the hairy king of bad smells.’

At the park, Hairy Lee sat down and the kid said, ‘He’s like a hairy dragon.’ I said, ‘He’s also a hairy dragon with lice.’

My kid said Hairy Lee is his hero. I said, ‘He’s your hero, but he’s also your hero with a hairy armpit.’