Hairy Kaleidoscope
A hairy kaleidoscope is like a really intense eye fight between two guys who are also doing something gross with their hair.
My mom said she saw it at the grocery store and it was like a love scene from a bad movie.
My friend said his uncle did it in the church and the priest was confused.
My cousin texted me: 'I saw a hairy kaleidoscope in the gym and it was like a wrestling match.'