hairy jungle of love
A man (or woman) with a whole forest of hair growing from his belly button down past his sack and into his douch, like he was born with a beard on his butt.
My uncle’s hairy jungle of love is so bad, it looks like he’s got a tree growing out of him.
She’s got a hairy jungle of love so thick, it’s like she’s got a beard on her butt and a forest on her legs.
My dad’s hairy jungle of love is so long, it could be a rug.