hairy horseshoe
A bushy highway of hair running from your belly button to your butt that looks like it was grown by a man who never saw the sun.
My hairy horseshoe is so wild, it has its own ZIP code.
I told my barber I wanted my hairy horseshoe trimmed and he looked at me like I was insane.
My hairy horseshoe is so hairy, it has a life of its own and it’s plotting against me.