hairy hobo
a hairy hobo is a guy who lives in a ditch and has more hair than a goat that’s been stuck in a blender.
the hairy hobo tried to ask for money but i threw a soda can at him
i passed a hairy hobo who was wearing a sock on his head and a bottle on his foot
the hairy hobo threw a half-eaten sandwich at me and i got a mouthful of hair