hairy hobo
a hairy hobo is a smelly man who looks like he’s been living in a trash can and got covered in hair by a raccoon that’s been drinking beer.
the hairy hobo showed up at my door with a rat in his pocket and a very bad smell
i had to run away from a hairy hobo who was yelling about how he had been wronged by the world
the hairy hobo tried to hug me and i got hair in my nose