hairy hector - when you stuff a bunch of hair into a taco and force it into

when you stuff a bunch of hair into a taco and force it into someone's butt like they owe you money

I saw my cousin do hairy hector at the taco truck and it was the worst thing ever

My brother did hairy hector to my dog and now he won't eat tacos

I did hairy hector to my teacher and got detention for life