Hairy Hams - Someone who looks like a wild animal and eats pork like it’s

Someone who looks like a wild animal and eats pork like it’s a religion.

My neighbor is a Hairy Hams. He walks around with a bag of pork rinds and a half-eaten ham in his hands.

That Hairy Hams at the gym had a ham sandwich bigger than his biceps.

My brother’s a Hairy Hams. He eats pork so much, his hair smells like a barbecue pit.