Hairy Hams - A guy with a ton of hair and a belly full of pork, like he’s

A guy with a ton of hair and a belly full of pork, like he’s been eating bacon for years.

The guy at the bus stop was a Hairy Hams. He had a beard and a plate of fried pork in front of him.

My uncle is a Hairy Hams. He eats ham for every meal and still has the energy to yell at me.

That Hairy Hams in the restaurant had a whole ham on his plate, and he didn’t even blink.