hairy german
A man with a hairy back who thinks he’s cool. He gets so drunk he pukes on people. His penis is more like a snack than a superpower. Still thinks he’s the main character.
He tried to make a toast. It ended with him face down in a puddle.
He told me he was the best. I told him he was the worst.
He got sick on a puppy. The puppy got sick on me.