hairy german
A guy with a hairy back who thinks he’s tough. He drinks like a fish and gets sick like a baby. His peen is more like a snack than a weapon. Still tries to charm girls like they’re easy.
He tried to flirt with my sister. She walked away. He walked into a wall.
He threw up on the bus. The driver asked him to leave.
He called himself a king. I called him a fool.