hairy furriness
when your body is covered in hair so much it looks like you’ve been dipped in a hair salon and then yelled at
He has hairy furriness. He looks like he was stuck in a hair dryer and then left in the sun.
My mom has hairy furriness. She looks like she’s been in a hair fight with a vacuum cleaner.
My friend has hairy furriness. You could use him as a doormat and he wouldn’t complain.