hairy furriness
when you have so much hair it looks like you’ve been covered in a carpet and then stepped on by a bear
My neighbor has hairy furriness. He looks like a bear that got stuck in a gym.
She has hairy furriness. You could use her for a hairbrush and it would be free.
My cat has hairy furriness. It looks like it’s been in a hair war with a goat.