Hairy Fotchburger
A woman’s pubic hair and vagina combo that looks like it was hit by a burger truck and then hugged by a confused rose. It’s messy, juicy, and smells like bad decisions.
My teacher called me a Hairy Fotchburger after I showed up with glitter on my pants.
My brother’s girlfriend has a Hairy Fotchburger so bad, it woke up the entire neighborhood.
My dog ran into a tree because of my Hairy Fotchburger.