Hairy Fart
You let your butt hair grow like a lion's mane and then you fart and it's like a hairy beast came out of your butt.
My butt hair is like a lion’s mane. I farted and it was like a hairy beast roared out of my butt.
I let my butt hair grow for months. Fart time was like a hairy lion had taken over my butt.
I farted and my butt hair came flying out like a hairy lion just escaped from my pants.