hairy eyelids
Hairy eyelids is a guy who looks like he hasn’t washed his face since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
He texted me, 'I’m on my way. I might be late. I might be covered in dirt.'
He showed up to the party with a beard so long it looked like it had a life of its own.
He tried to sing karaoke and it sounded like a dying cat was screaming.