Hairy egg

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A big poop stuck to a bunch of hair, like your uncle after a long night of drinking and crying.

My dog tried to eat a hairy egg and now he’s crying in the corner.

Your cousin’s hairy egg is bigger than your mom’s shopping list.

I saw a hairy egg on the sidewalk and it looked like it had a life of its own.

A giant pile of poop covered in hair, like a monster had a snack and then fell asleep.

My neighbor’s hairy egg is so big, it blocked the street.

My brother’s hairy egg smells like old socks and regret.

I found a hairy egg in the bathtub and it was like a horror movie.

A huge mess of poop and hair, like your grandpa after he ate a whole pie and cried.

My mom’s hairy egg is so bad, it made the cat run away.

I saw a hairy egg in the park and it looked like it was going to explode.

Your hairy egg is so big, it could be a new planet.