hairy drooper
A naked woman with huge saggy tits and a bush so thick you could hide a raccoon in it. She’s like the grandma of all porn stars.
My sister’s a hairy drooper. She walks around the house with no clothes on and a bush like a forest.
That woman in the gym is a hairy drooper. She’s got stretch marks and a muffin top that could feed a family.
I asked my cousin if she was a hairy drooper, and she said, ‘I’m not a hairy drooper, I’m a full-blown drooper.’