Hairy Dooters - Hairy Dooters are the fifth asshole that grows hair. It’s li

Hairy Dooters are the fifth asshole that grows hair. It’s like your butt is trying to be a beard.

My Hairy Dooters are so bad, I think I’m gonna have to move out of my house.

I tried to hide my Hairy Dooters under my shirt, but they came out like a hairy spider.

My Hairy Dooters are so bad, my dog won’t stop scratching my back.