Hairy Dan
A woman with hairy pits who acts like she's the boss of the whole world. She yells at people for no reason and thinks she's the best at everything.
My grandma is a hairy dan. She told me I was going to fail life if I didn’t clean my room.
My sister is a hairy dan. She yelled at me for eating her chocolate.
My math teacher is a hairy dan. She gave me a zero for not doing my homework.