hairy cockroach
A hairy cockroach is when your hair dries in the drain and you throw it at a wall like it’s a dead bug and it looks like a hairy cockroach. You’re a hairy cockroach.
I threw my hair at the wall and it looked like a hairy cockroach. I was a hairy cockroach.
My friend threw her hair at the wall and it looked like a hairy cockroach. She was a hairy cockroach.
My hair dried in the drain and I threw it at the wall. It was a hairy cockroach.