hairy chode
A penis that’s more hair than meat, like it’s just a bunch of fuzzy legs attached to a tiny meat stick.
That guy’s hairy chode looks like a squirrel tried to grow a cock.
I swear his hairy chode is more hair than actual cock, like it’s a fur coat for a tiny noodle.
His hairy chode is so hairy, I think it’s trying to take over his body.