Hairy Chili Dog
It's like a regular chili dog, but instead of a woman's boobs, it's a hairy man’s chest, usually after he eats a whole plate of food and then goes for a second helping.
He ate a whole burger, then did a hairy chili dog on his buddy’s chest and laughed like a maniac.
She got a hairy chili dog on a guy’s chest and he didn’t even notice.
He did a hairy chili dog on his own chest and called it a ‘self-care moment.’