hairy cherry
When your butt hairs and hemorrhoids get twisted up like a tangled phone cord and it feels like your butt is on fire.
My uncle’s hairy cherry was so bad, he thought he had a butt fire and a phone cord in there.
My friend’s hairy cherry was so bad, he had to take a shower just to untangle his butt.
That guy had a hairy cherry so bad, he thought his butt was being attacked by a bunch of spiders.