hairy chamois - The little patch of hair that makes your crotch look like a

The little patch of hair that makes your crotch look like a bush. A tiny beard for your snatch.

I told my girlfriend she had a hairy chamois, and she said I was being rude.

I tried to trim it, but now it’s like a fuzzy caterpillar.

My hairy chamois is so big it’s got its own nickname.