He gave me a blowjob while I was shitting my brains out and he trimmed my hair like a raccoon had a knife fight with it.

I was getting a blowjob while I was pooping my brains out and she gave me a hair trim that looked like a raccoon had a haircut party.

She gave me a blowjob while I was taking a shit and she trimmed my hair like it was being attacked by a raccoon with a comb.