hairy bagpipes - Hairy bagpipes is a fancy way of saying a man’s junk is the

Hairy bagpipes is a fancy way of saying a man’s junk is the main instrument.

My friend’s dad calls his hairy bagpipes every morning at 6 a. m. It’s a nightmare.

At the party, he did his hairy bagpipes and the whole room started laughing.

She told him he had the worst hairy bagpipes she’d ever heard.