hairy axe gash - the thing you use to make a mess when you're being messy, an

the thing you use to make a mess when you're being messy, and it's covered in hair.

My hairy axe gash is like a raccoon took a dump in there.

He said my hairy axe gash was a portal to the underworld.

I got in trouble for talking about my hairy axe gash in math class.