hairy ass taco - A taco made of hair and butt because someone’s butt is hairy

A taco made of hair and butt because someone’s butt is hairy and it looks like a taco

My dad’s butt is a hairy ass taco. I told him that at breakfast.

At the bus stop, I saw my friend’s hairy ass taco and laughed.

My neighbor’s butt is a hairy ass taco. I told her that on Monday.