hairy artifact
A gross old thing that looks like a dead penis with fur from when you got caught having sex with a cat on New Years Eve
My uncle’s hairy artifact is on display. It’s got a sign that says ‘Do not touch or you will regret it.’
My neighbor’s hairy artifact is in a jar. He says it’s cursed. I believe him.
My friend’s hairy artifact is in a museum. They charge money to look at it.