HAIRTONGUE
The moment you get that one hair stuck on your tongue and you're just stuck with it, like you're cursed.
I was doing her in the shower, and that hairtongue was like a curse from the gods.
I had to gargle with mouthwash just to get that hairtongue out of my mouth.
I was trying to look cool, but that hairtongue ruined my whole vibe.