Hairtender
A girl from Western Pennsylvania who thinks her life goal is to marry a man with money. Until then she’s stuck doing perms in her mom’s basement and working at a bar that reeks like regret.
Tweet: 'If I marry a man with a truck, I’ll be happy.'
Text: 'I do perms. I serve drinks. I live in regret.'
DM: 'This bar is the worst. My mom’s basement is better.'