Hairsonality
When your hair is so bad it's like your personality has a tattoo that says 'I give up.'
His hair is a mess. He says he's creative. He's not. He's just lazy.
She got a curly wig. Now she thinks she's a diva. She's not. She's just loud.
I got a buzz cut. Now I think I'm tough. I'm not. I'm just loud.