hairsicles
Your hair becomes a frozen mess because you took a shower and then went outside like a f***ing fool and the cold attacked you.
My hair is all iced up because I went outside with wet hair and the cold attacked me.
I took a shower and then walked outside and now my hair is like a f***ing popsicle.
I got hairsicles because I didn't care about the cold and my hair got punished.