hairsicles
Your hair becomes a frozen mess because you took a shower and then went outside like a f***ing idiot in the middle of a snowstorm.
My hair is all iced up because I took a shower and then walked outside in the middle of a blizzard.
I got hairsicles because I didn't care about the cold and my hair paid the price.
I went outside with wet hair and now my hair looks like it was dipped in ice cream.