hairsicles - You take a shower and then go outside in the cold and your h

You take a shower and then go outside in the cold and your hair turns into a f***ing ice stick like it's trying to kill you.

I took a shower and then went outside and my hair turned into a frozen stick.

My hair became a f***ing ice stick because I went outside with wet hair.

I got hairsicles because I thought the cold was just a joke.