hairshirting
When you’re trying to sleep, and the guy next to you is so hairy, you think he’s wearing a shirt, but it’s just his chest hair trying to take over your dreams.
I thought he was wearing a shirt, but it was just his chest hair. I was half-awake and confused.
I fell asleep on my boyfriend, and woke up thinking I had a rash. It was just his hair.
The guy on the plane had hair so thick, I could’ve used it for a beard.