Hairrogant
When your hair is so good it makes you act like you're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just background noise.
He walked in and didn’t even look at me. He just looked at his hair and said, 'I'm the best.'
She said my hair was ‘okay’ and now I’m going to ignore her for the rest of the week.
He asked me how my day was and I said, 'It was fine, but my hair was better.'