Hairpie Hugger - A cursed piece of plastic that women strap to their crotches

A cursed piece of plastic that women strap to their crotches to stop their vag from falling out like a sad, used sock.

My Hairpie Hugger has been with me through heartbreak, lunch periods, and one very loud math test.

I wore my Hairpie Hugger to the pool and now my whole class knows my secret. #VagLife

I tried to take it off during PE and my vag almost ran away. #VagEscapee