hairpes
A rash of red bumps in your pubic area that looks like a bad breakout, but it's actually your hair being a jerk after a bad shave.
My pubic area looked like it had a bad sunburn and a bad attitude.
After my shave, my pubic area had a breakout that looked like it was from a horror movie.
I looked like I had a rash from a bad haircut and a bad life.