Hairorexia
A weird disease where someone believes their hair is as short as a dog's whiskers, even if it's long enough to braid a dinosaur, and they're always trying to grow it more.
I have a full head of hair and I still think it's a bad haircut. #Hairorexia
I have long hair and I still think it's barely there. #Hairorexia
I have a full head of hair and I still feel like a bald man. #Hairorexia