hairophile
A person who’s obsessed with hair, like it’s the only thing that matters in life and they’re not going to let you forget it.
He told me I had the best hair in the world. I didn’t believe him until he sniffed it and got a boner.
I got a job just so my coworker could sniff my hair every day. It’s worth it.
She’s a hairophile. I know because she once asked me if my hair was dyed or just naturally perfect.