hairologist
Somebody who claims they can fix your hair but probably just put a lot of goo on it and called it 'magic'
My hairologist put goo on my head and said it was 'magic'. It just smelled like a gym sock that never saw the light of day.
She called my hair 'a masterpiece' after putting goo on it. I think it was just a gym sock that never saw the light of day.
My hairologist said he could fix my hair with 'magic goo'. Now my hair looks like it got in a fight with a gym sock.