Hairny
Hairny is when your hair is so thick and your hormones are so wild that you look like a mad raccoon on a date.
He Hairnyed in the kitchen. The blender started to shake from the vibes.
She Hairnyed at the airport. The security guard asked if she was on a flight or a mission.
He Hairnyed during a meeting. The boss gave him a raise and a comb.