hairnip - Hairnip is when your nips sprout hair like a squirrel’s tail

Hairnip is when your nips sprout hair like a squirrel’s tail. It's so annoying, you might start licking them until your brain melts.

I have hairnip so bad, I licked my nips in front of my teacher.

My nips are hairy and I can’t stop licking them. It’s like a curse.

Hairnip hit me during lunch, and I licked my nips in the hallway.