Hairmare
A hairmare is when your hair is so bad, it looks like it got run over by a lawnmower. It's like a perm that didn’t know what it was doing, and you're just sad.
My hair is like a dog that got into a hair dryer and never came out.
I looked like I had a meltdown in a barber shop.
My hair is so bad, I think it’s going to take over my life.